Okay, people, this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Lego—yes, the very same Lego that occupied a frankly embarrassing amount of my childhood—has finally announced a Star Trek set that doesn't just vaguely resemble something from the Federation. We're talking a proper, beautiful, meticulously designed USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D. And honestly? I might need to take out a second mortgage. I'm this excited about Lego Star Trek, because it seems I'm nostalgic these days.
For years—YEARS, I tell you—we've been subjected to slightly disappointing, almost-but-not-quite Star Trek Lego creations. They were... fine. Serviceable. But they lacked that certain je ne sais quoi that makes you want to clear an entire shelf (or room) for its display. This new one? This is different. This…this is special. I keep coming back to this point because it's crucial!
Why THIS Lego Star Trek Enterprise Is Different
What sets this Enterprise apart? It's not just the sheer size (though, let's be honest, that's a big part of it). It's the details. The curves. The way the nacelles gleam (metaphorically, of course; it's still Lego). It captures the essence of the Galaxy-class starship in a way previous attempts simply couldn't. Think about it this way: it’s not just a model; it’s a love letter to Star Trek: The Next Generation. And, I would wager, a love letter to the fans, who've been clamoring for something like this for ages.
But, let's be real. The price tag is probably going to be…substantial. Hence, the mortgage joke. Still, consider the alternatives. Therapy? A new car? Nah. Building the Enterprise-D brick by glorious brick is clearly the superior choice.
The Frustration of Almost-But-Not-Quite Lego Treks
The frustrating thing about previous Lego Star Trek attempts is that they always felt…compromised. Like Lego was afraid to fully commit to the source material. Maybe it was licensing issues? Maybe it was a lack of faith in the market? Whatever the reason, the results were often underwhelming. Remember that weird, blocky Klingon Bird-of-Prey from a few years back? Yeah, let's not talk about that one. Sometimes, things that are supposed to be fun aren't.
And it's not like Lego hasn't nailed iconic vehicles before. Their Millennium Falcon? Legendary. Their Batmobile? Chef's kiss. So, what was the hold-up with Star Trek? I've got to admit, this part fascinates me. Was it the complicated shapes of the starships? The color palette? Who knows!
What This Means for the Future of Lego and Star Trek
This new Enterprise set isn't just a one-off. I predict it signals a renewed commitment to the Star Trek franchise from Lego. We might see a Defiant! A Voyager! A Borg Cube (please, Lego, a Borg Cube!). The possibilities are endless. This could lead to a whole new generation of Trekkies getting hooked on both Lego and Star Trek, while their parents stand by, wallets weeping.
Actually, that's not quite right; I think it’s going to fuel existing Trekkies' obsession, too. I'm already picturing elaborate display setups, custom lighting, and maybe even tiny, Lego-scale Picard figurines sipping Earl Grey tea. The mind reels!
Speaking of Picard, it's an exciting time for Star Trek in general. With multiple series currently airing, the franchise is enjoying a renaissance. And Lego is smart to capitalize on that. You might be wondering, what will they do next? I bet on sets from Strange New Worlds. It’s got that retro-future vibe that plays well with Lego's aesthetic.
FAQ: Lego Star Trek Edition (You Know You're Curious)
Will this Lego Enterprise set actually cost as much as a mortgage payment?
Okay, probably not. But let's be honest, high-end Lego sets can be surprisingly pricey. Think several hundred dollars, easily. But hey, think of it as an investment in your happiness. And possibly your therapist's retirement fund, because explaining this level of devotion to plastic bricks might take some doing. Plus, if you break it down by brick, each one only costs a couple of cents! It's a bargain!
Is this set going to be ridiculously complicated to build?
Most likely, yes. Expect thousands of pieces, intricate instructions, and moments where you question your life choices. But that's part of the fun, right? Okay, maybe not during the actual building process. But definitely afterwards, when you stand back and admire your handiwork. I initially thought X, but after looking deeper, it just makes me want it more.
How will I know if the Lego Star Trek set is something that will engage me?
This is a very personal question, and I don't have the answer. That said, if you have no affinity for building blocks or Star Trek, move along. But if you've got a soft spot for plastic interlocking bricks and a love for the final frontier, then you know the answer. If you aren’t sure, check out some LEGO build videos on sites like Poki before you buy it, and determine if the build is something that would engage you.
What if I accidentally step on a Lego brick from this set?
Ah, the age-old Lego hazard. There is no easy answer here. Prepare for unimaginable pain. Consider wearing protective footwear at all times. And maybe invest in a good vacuum cleaner. Seriously, the pain is real. I speak from experience.
